...what the what? but steph's happy!

And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

sugarandchampagne:

Reblog every time

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

weknowyourehigh:

Try to get my weed now.

The Cranberries - Linger
5,947 plays

anendinmyself:

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

Hey, igotdressedthroughthemess, are you prepared for my winning eleven, Future-Doctor? :D