...what the what? but steph's happy!

jetpack-johnny:

satansloli:

suitlovingdom:

creepenstein:

themysticmonster:

Horror-Themed Valentines Card. See more HERE.

!!!!!

interesting theme cards!!

If someone gave me the first one or last one I’d marry them.

my wife would love these

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Bastille - Flaws (Acoustic)
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gingerb3ard:

In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.

do it.
red: seven insecurities
orange: six pet peeves
yellow: five turn ons
green: four life goals
blue: three fears
indigo: two weaknesses
violet: one thing you love
Step one: Start to reward yourself early on.
I distracted myself from the sadness by getting my typewriter working and then typing out Broken Social Scene lyrics.
My fiancée called me a hipster after receiving a picture.

I distracted myself from the sadness by getting my typewriter working and then typing out Broken Social Scene lyrics.

My fiancée called me a hipster after receiving a picture.

Other girls: I want her hair.
Other girls: I want her eyes.
Other girls: I want her smile.
Other girls: I want her boobs.
Other girls: I want her butt.
Other girls: I want to be her.
Me: I want to be on top of her.