...what the what? but steph's happy!

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

armazing:

i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

chillalisonishere:

The past twelve hours have been spent crying on a flight that I did not want to be on.

I’m now in the car, driving to where I am supposed to call ‘home’, but after having my arms wrapped around my girlfriend for the past five days it no longer feels like it is.
I miss every thing about her, so much.
Her smell.
Her hand in mine.
The feel of her undercut.
My lips pressed against hers.
The comfortable silences.
Her fingers tracing lines over my skin.

In eight months this will all seem like a distant memory and we will be able to fall asleep next to each other every night, forever.

My heart hurts.

So soon, I promise. I love you.