This derp is Steph.

Stephanie, to be exact. But only my mom calls me that… and that’s when I’ve done something annoying. Which is a lot of the time.
I’m pretty annoying. Something my mom hates is that I never let my parents take a nice picture of me. I put on a nice shirt at Christmas — which never happens, because I’m always wearing a t-shirt — but I didn’t let my parents take a picture.
They got this, though.

I’m usually a lot more attractive. I swear. Okay, not really. Let’s be honest here.

Still, my girlfriend seems to think so. But, um. Here. Have the usual link to stuff with my face.
Click at your own risk. I will not pay for any therapy needed after viewing pictures of me.

But anyway. Welcome to my Tumblr. Here, you will find lots of soccer. And by soccer, I mean, the USWNT. But with some Jessica Landstrom and Simone Laudehr.
There’s also porn. Food porn, I mean. I like food. A lot.
And I like beds, so there’ll be a lot of that, too.

Apparently, I’m a music-snob. There will be music. Lyrics. Quotes from books. Pictures of books themselves.
Things I write. The occasional picture of me. Updates about my life. Shit my girlfriend says.
Ramblings. Cute things my girlfriend does. Rants. Derpy pictures of my girlfriend. Even more music.

And that’s about it, really. I hope you enjoy your visit here. If there are questions, feel free to hit up my ask.
I’m pretty nice… or so I’d like to think.

Enjoy your stay. :)